josh: sorry honey
4:34 PM me: please?
josh: i love you, but no
4:35 PM me: just one piece?
josh: sorry my love
me: why are you insensitive to my needs?
4:36 PM josh: i'm very sensitive to your needs
4:37 PM me: it's not fair for your wife not to get a sweet
4:38 PM josh: you get a lot of sweets honey
me: :( At this point I decided to send some persuasive emails to Josh. I'd start with naked pictures but unfortunately I don't think they'd be an enticing argument for getting me carrot cake. So I sent the following:
Subject: It's a vegetable 4:43 PM
Subject: Why don't you love me? 4:44 PM
4:50 PM josh: cute honey
me: i have no idea what you're talking about
josh: but i'm still sorry
me: you are. you are a sorry human being
josh: you've had a lot of desserts. we can take a day off
i just want our babies to be healthy and you to be healthy. the doc said not so much sugar, so i want to follow his orders
4:51 PM me: this has nothing to do with you so don't say "We"
the doctor is retarded
me: our babies just learned the F word
can you come home already?
4:52 PM josh: i'll get on the 515 if you're nice
me: only if i'm nice?
what about you?
josh: yes. otherwise i will stay here and hide
4:53 PM me: don't hide from me! because I'D FIND YOU When Josh got home later he told me he had a surprise for me. I looked to see if he had anything bulging out of his pockets. Then I realized he brought his computer home."Wait, you're working from home tomorrow?? Yay!!...so.....no cake then?"