Today we had our 35 week appointment at the Perinatologist.
The big news of the day-our kids have hair! Apparently our little boy has lots of hair. It was flowing in the amniotic fluid (Picture Fabio on a hot summer's day).
The only thing that was a little disconcerting was the placement of our children's beautiful locks.
me: You mean, our kids have hair already and you can see it?
nurse: Yes! He has lots of hair. See it there?
me: Um, sure. I think.
nurse: Right there, on the back of his head.
me: Wait, hold up. On the back of his head? Like a mullet?
So apparently, I'm about to birth hick babies in a couple of weeks.
This leads me to rethinking the whole bris decorating scheme.
Should I maybe do an outdoor picnic style celebration with trash can hunch punch and a pony keg?