I wasn't actually ON the television per se. But I was mentioned. By full name. And Kelly even pronounced my last name right. She's a rock star.
And she said my name while sitting next to the dashing (albeit unavailable) Neil Patrick Harris.
|I love you both. And Neil, can you please tell Josh how adorable sweater vests are with ties?|
I thanked her for ruining my breakfast. Don't get me wrong. I still ate it. It just wasn't as enjoyable.
I can't find the clip online but trust me. It would have been way better if I was actually ON the show. Next time. They're sure to hear about me soon and ask me to guest host.
I'm already gearing up for the fan mail. I should probably get a P.O. Box so people don't start stalking me.