Many people have advised stealing from the hospital. I don't mind advice that involves stealing.
I have an itemized list of things to steal from the hospital:
Looking over this list, I've decided if I'm going to steal from the hospital, I'm going to make it worth my while.
Here's my updated list:
2 nurses (one for each baby)
The McDonald's french fry maker (yes, there's a McDonald's at my hospital)
Dining room trays
3,000 containers of red jello
a hospital bed with remote control
I've already arranged for the UHaul.
So now I just have to pack my bags so I'm ready when the time comes. I've started a packing list which I promise I'll post soon. I'm sure there are many expectant mothers out there that aren't sure what to pack. Don't you fret your huge bellies about it. I'm here to make sure you have all the essentials.
Also, did you know pizza places deliver to hospitals?
I've seriously got this sh*t covered.