Two days ago we had our 16 week check up at the Perinatal specialist. The first thing you should know is that my doctor is hot, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable with him so close to my hoo-ha. Although, why I think a 65 year old male OB going down there is perfectly normal, I have no reasonable explanation.
Josh says the doctor is not "hot." He's just young and a doctor. I stand by my original observation but must agree that adding Dr. to any guy's last name ups his hotness, except Dr. Kevorkian. That doesn't count.
The point of this post, however, is not to tell you how hot my doctor is or how hot you too can be by adding Dr. to your title. The point is to tell you the three wonderful pieces of news I received on this appointment!
1. We are having a baby boy.
2. We are having a baby girl.
3. My uterus is beautiful.
Referring to numbers 1 and 2, we couldn't be more excited. The kids didn't want to show off their private parts for a while (they take after their father) and I didn't appreciate this alleged shyness. I had some choice words with the children and eventually each one relented showing a mini peepee and a tiny hoo-ha. Joy of joys!
Now to the news that was most surprising-my beautiful uterus. I'm not making this up. I am quoting my nurse when she looked at me with a twinkle in her eye and said, "Your uterus is beautiful." At this point, Josh leaned over to reiterate the fact, "Honey, your uterus IS beautiful." How exciting is this news?? I totally asked the nurse, along with the pics of the twinkadinks, to throw in a couple of good uterus shots to post on my facebook wall. Who wants to look at the same old ultrasound pictures when you can take a look at (and I quote) my beautiful uterus?
You are too funny! Yay for the babies finally showing you their bits! Charlie was NOT shy at all. The tech said "do you want to know?" And when we said yes, she moved the wand, and I said "it's a boy!!!" before she could get it out. We'll see how this nonshyness plays out when he is old enough to undress himself and proclaim Naked Time! (A la Dana Carvey's hbo special of the 90s)
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Thanks Jaime! Just keep an eye on sweet Charlie. Although there's nothing wrong with Naked Time in small doses, I highly recommend it at dull social gatherings to add a little pep to the pary!
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