josh: sorry honey
4:34 PM me: please?
josh: i love you, but no
4:35 PM me: just one piece?
josh: sorry my love
me: why are you insensitive to my needs?
4:36 PM josh: i'm very sensitive to your needs
4:37 PM me: it's not fair for your wife not to get a sweet
4:38 PM josh: you get a lot of sweets honey
me: :( At this point I decided to send some persuasive emails to Josh. I'd start with naked pictures but unfortunately I don't think they'd be an enticing argument for getting me carrot cake. So I sent the following:
Subject: It's a vegetable 4:43 PM
Subject: Why don't you love me? 4:44 PM
Subject: You're ruining my life 4:45 PM
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4:50 PM josh: cute honey
me: i have no idea what you're talking about
josh: but i'm still sorry
me: you are. you are a sorry human being
josh: you've had a lot of desserts. we can take a day off
i just want our babies to be healthy and you to be healthy. the doc said not so much sugar, so i want to follow his orders
4:51 PM me: this has nothing to do with you so don't say "We"
the doctor is retarded
josh: ok
me: our babies just learned the F word
can you come home already?
4:52 PM josh: i'll get on the 515 if you're nice
me: only if i'm nice?
what about you?
josh: yes. otherwise i will stay here and hide
4:53 PM me: don't hide from me! because I'D FIND YOU When Josh got home later he told me he had a surprise for me. I looked to see if he had anything bulging out of his pockets. Then I realized he brought his computer home."Wait, you're working from home tomorrow?? Yay!!...so.....no cake then?"
you'll need to establish and maintain a stash somewhere in your house ;)
ReplyDeleteIm ten weeks pregnant and thinking about forming a pregnant womens rights union based on your husband lol
ReplyDeleteWait, you don't eat carrots but you like carrot cake?
ReplyDeleteJenna, I actually do eat carrots just not anything with the word "salad" in it. Or most green things. Or things in a shell. Usually if there's "cake" in the title, I'll give it a go :)
ReplyDeleteI remember how Crazy the hubby was the first pregnancy with rules, no you cant have any coke not even a taste etc.etc. This time at the doctor instead of listening to the doctors orders he's on his phone playing angry birds. He figures I did great the first time we are pros now.
ReplyDeleteDreama,
ReplyDeleteThanks great! Now I just need to figure out how to get Josh hooked on Angry Birds...